Today I made an awful mistake.

Instead of making good choices and grabbing an orange juice in my break, I grabbed this. A drink inspired by Mariah Carey. See, my thinking was it would be better than pulpless oj.

How tragically wrong I was.

This tasted so awful. A combination of dollar store cherry lip gloss and off brand melted Otter Pops. I was drinking Claire’s in 96. I’m shocked this didn’t contain glitter.

I bitterly swore to finish it. Because I was hella thirsty and paid $1.50. The hardest part was the last swallow.

Do yourself a favor a pass on this drink.
However, I do have a Mariah Carey perfume and I love it.