May 2013
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me: WHAT IF WE JUST GET A 505 TATTOO IN MONTANA AHAHAHAHAHAH
toria: HAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAH i would say i'm not down but i would be LYING
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me: my allergies are killing me.
boss: did you take something for them?
me: yeah before I got here I took an Allegra.
boss: oh that's no good. I've got the stuff they make meth with!
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notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
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“Striving for gender equality in publishing is not about silencing men; it’s...”
– Stacey May Fowles’ brilliant essay on How Poetry Saved My LIfe by Amber Dawn, in the National Post. (via nataliezed)
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“They’ve all bought motorcycles, they’re my neighbours, and we’re all gonna die...”
– Josh Homme on the Jools Holland show, discussing Arctic Monkeys (via arcticmonkeysus)
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I was off work early.
It’s my birthday weekend so I’m gonna go Ulta and buy a bunch makeup and TREAT MYSELF.
Mommabear brought me cake vodka.
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blacklaceandcombatboots replied to your post: Im at the new apartment. Last night the people…
the girl who lives above me has occasional jack hammery sex that lasts like 2 minutes I feel such a mixture of annoyance and pity
I had so many questions afterward. Like, “does she get off easily?” “Is he that good?” “was this a speed workout boink?”...
I’m at the new apartment. Last night the people upstairs were having loud sex at 11:30 last night. I was gonna get mad but it only lasted 3 minutes so I laughed.
Also;
my life has been rather chaotic these past few weeks and it was weird and my brain didn’t like it. I missed just the silly fun of seeing you guys here. so how are you guys?
I’m in process of catching up on all that sleep missed from exhaustion and busyness over the past 4 weeks.
I just napped for 45 minutes and it felt like 9 hours. It was amazing and I want to be in that kind of sleep state for about 8 days.
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“It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical...”
– Nagulb Mahfouz (via colourthysoul)
My mother is the greatest. Monday night I was trying to pack the apartment and I was getting really stressed. She texted and asked how it was going and I told it I was doing a terrible job and felt far behind. She told me not to worry and she’d help. Sure enough she was amazing today and packed my kitchen. She was kind enough to gently prod me to keep me on task and having a plan.
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toronto lost.
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I JUST SCREAMED NO. I HOPE SOMEONE DOESN’T CALL THE COPS. BECAUSE I’M SHRIEKING MURDER.
watching game seven
