wrap around curl.: Archive

I ain't got no champagne. So long, 2010.

What a fucking year its been. Though I have to say my last New Year’s was one of the best. It entailed me and the then-boyfriend sitting in a Perkins, drinking far too much coffee and sharing an ice cream sundae with a gi-hugic brownie. We drove to the one parking lots i know of to watch the fireworks. It was really foggy that night, it was thick and coating the whole city. We could hardly...

Jan 1st

13,838 notes

I've got a bottle of wine, seven seasons of Golden...

My evening.

Jan 1st

“According to an NHL source, the Winter Classic between the Capitals and Penguins...”

– As a west coaster, I like this. Not that I plan on being hungover tomorrow and waking up for the game. But because I don’t like the idea of waking up for the game and hearing Pierre McGuire. That’s a morning-ruiner right there. So this gives me time to wake up around lunch, watch some...

Dec 31st

2 tags

Dec 31st

10 notes

“I’m serious about how when I learn to cross stitch, the line “I need...”

– Its like I want to provide context, but I won’t. Its like I want to attribute this, but I won’t. To spare them.

Dec 31st

44 notes

“Girl leaves drab farm, becomes a fag hag, meets gay lions and men that don’t try...”

– John Waters on the plot of Wizard of Oz (via exbestfriend)

Dec 31st

376 notes

Dec 31st

52 notes

Dec 31st

52 notes

Dec 31st

496 notes

“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a...”

– Banksy (via unsilentdeath, zaschell) (via fleetinghopes) (via allinyourrows) (via astrals) (via queercore) (via digitalmeowmix)

Dec 31st

8,316 notes

Dec 31st

3,375 notes

Dec 31st

3,375 notes

1 tag

Dec 31st

17 notes

1 tag

Dec 31st

17 notes

Dec 31st

777 notes

Dec 31st

70 notes

Dec 31st

70 notes

Dec 31st

85 notes

Dec 31st

85 notes

Dec 31st

198 notes

Dec 31st

198 notes

Dec 31st

2,871 notes

Dec 31st

“Have you heard Taylor Swift’s latest single? It’s a no-drama song about a girl...”

– Submitted by Sarah (via shitnoonehaseversaid) OHSNAP.

Dec 30th

154 notes

“Have you heard Taylor Swift’s latest single? It’s a no-drama song about a girl...”

– Submitted by Sarah (via shitnoonehaseversaid) OHSNAP.

Dec 30th

154 notes

Dec 30th

2,213 notes

Dec 30th

2,213 notes

Watch

jonasgustavsson: “I was DJ Pauly for Halloween” - Luke Schenn Further reasons why Luke Schenn and I should be married. I seriously hope he walked around yelling CABS ARE HERE and OH YEAH CAKE YEAH!

Dec 30th

19 notes

Dec 30th

111 notes

Dec 30th

30 notes

Dec 30th

13,288 notes

“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”

– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via brrrmmm) please tell me this is not real. (via michelle-my-belle) Ladies, never put ANYTHING with a sugar or starch content into your vagina unless you think yeast infections are sexy. And if your guy wants to fuck fruit, break up with him and get the fuck...

Dec 30th

5,141 notes

Dec 30th

13,288 notes

1 tag