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desertmar:

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jessica-messica:

Okay, did we fuck/marry/kill this yet?

F: Craig, M: Damon, K: Clooney.  I think.  Craig looks….more adventurous. Because his face.

Hmmm. Marry Damon for sure. Clooney never did anything for me until I saw The Descendants and promptly had a sex dream about him. But I’d still F Craig. He really looks like he knows what he’s doing.

Fuck Clooney, Marry Damon, Kill Craig.  How is this even a question?

Because Clooney looks like a pretty boy who is lame in bed. COME AT ME BRO.

I DO NOT SEE THE APPEAL OF DANIEL CRAIG.

Ugh okay so. I would kill Matt. I don’t get him, okay? I never have. I would marry George. He has a lovely home in Italy. And I’d fuck Daniel. He looks like he’d be a hellcat in the sack.  

1. enasmathematikos reblogged this from xtremecaffeine and added:

   Chuck Damon, I think I’d end up with Clooney for the Marry option, but Fuck/Marry is pretty close between him and Craig.

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4. theinfp reblogged this from maritsa-met and added:

   Fuck Craig, marry Damon and kill Clooney. A few years ago, I might have let Clooney live in one capacity or another, but...

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6. curveball reblogged this from wraparoundcurl and added:

   I’m in. F: Danny, obvs. He’s dirty. M: Matty, because he’d go to Sox and Bruins games with me. K: Georgie, because he...

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10. whosthegirlwearingthedress reblogged this from maritsa-met and added:

    I’d prob kill both George and Daniel and ONLY just fuck Matt Damon. I really am not a fan of any of them. Matt Damon is...

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16. wraparoundcurl reblogged this from pocketdonut and added:

    Ugh okay so. I would kill Matt. I don’t get him, okay? I never have. I would marry George. He has a lovely home in...

17. maritsa-met reblogged this from pocketdonut and added:

    I GENERALLY AGREE WITH YOU. But I see the appeal of Clooney less and he just looks like an aging playboy. And too slick.

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20. notreallykira reblogged this from glossylalia and added:

    F Craig, always F Craig. Ride him like the last midnight train to Georgia. (GLOSSY HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE HIM AS BOND?...

21. pocketdonut reblogged this from maritsa-met and added:

    I DO NOT SEE THE APPEAL OF DANIEL CRAIG.

22. ipomoeaandthestarstealers reblogged this from pocketdonut and added:

    The obvious choice is marry Matty, kill Bond, and follow in Sarah Larson’s footsteps and fuck Clooney. Though it is sort...

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24. glossylalia reblogged this from alexandrahamilton and added:

    I agree with Jess-Mess ONLY from this photo and not taking into consideration their full bodies (LOL) of work. Though I...

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28. alexandrahamilton reblogged this from jessica-messica and added:

    literally couldn’t choose.

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