alcoholicgifts:

simplewhitebitch:

slaglady:

kanyelujah:

shana—e:

bitch, we’re not trying to making some gourmet fucking sandwich, we have shit to do.

bitch im high as fuck i don care

CHOOSY MOMS CHOOSE JIF, BITCH

YOU’LL PRY THAT JAR OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS

Ok, bitch PB and J is a brokeass thrill. Also have you fucking priced Skippy lately? Like one of the biggest peanut crops caught fire so prices shot on the fuckers. AND WHO ARE YOU TO LEGISLATE MY RATIO OF JELLY TO PB? 

I have a lot of feelings rn. 

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    ok 1; that was a lot of curry ya’ll in for some serious pain shitting tonight, bitch 2; do you know why people make...

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    it’s called a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for a reason, dumbass cunt, not peanut butter and jelly with some mystery...

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    …The hell did I just see? I don’t want to be coughing up dusty curry when I eat a PB&J. And I love me some curry....

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    first of all

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    Hey, I just remembered, I don’t like peanut butter and jelly! (though I wonder if the whole ‘processed peanut butter’...

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    Bitch, you better slap that peter pan & smuckers on some damn wonder bread and call it a fuckin’ day.

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    that shit looks nasty.

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    Yeah, i’ll make this for my 14 yr old cousin and see if he notices

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    it’s just a sandwich

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    Even if I had the time I wouldn’t do that…

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