Don’t say that men aren’t involved. It takes two to make a baby, and it’s his child too. Don’t deny him his choice.
Any guy can be a dad.
It takes a man to be a daddy.
Three people are involved in a pregnancy. Just because the baby is growing in the woman (like it does with pretty much all species), doesn’t mean the father and child don’t want to be together, mother or not. Marlin and Nemo did a pretty good job.
You do realize you can just go again, right? Oh no! I lost something that I never had! I so regret the prospect of a thing! That’s like if I really regretted not ordering the salad at a restaurant I didn’t go to. I can go another time, it’s fine, it’s not like I’m gonna cry over some salad that could have been mine that’s now sitting in someone else’s colon. You’re like little babies! You dropped your cookie and your mommy says you can have another “BUT I WANTED THAT ONE!” Well, then fuck you, maybe you shouldn’t have fucking dropped it. Maybe you should have planned to have that kid and came to an agreement about it with your partner and if you didn’t and your partner gets the abortion HOW FUCKING SAD FOR YOU THAT YOU WEREN’T SUCCESSFUL INTO BULLYING HER INTO DOING IT ANYWAY! OH MY FUCK LET’S ALL JUST CRY ABOUT IT. LET’S ALL GET IN OUR PAJAMAS AND BAWL OUR FUCKING EYES OUT WHILE WE WATCH STEEL MAGNOLIAS.
We can share a fucking cocoa and talk about other things we regret not forcing our girlfriends into changing every single moment of their fucking lives for.
That. Is. EPIC!