andnowimhere
andnowimhere:

My sweetheart since junior high left me and married my best friend since junior high. We’re all still friends. They’re one of those happy couples that likes to take pictures of themselves and hang ‘em up all over their goddamn house. Sometimes I go over there just to look at my ex-fiancee doing all the things I used to do with her with my best friend. Surfing and jet skiing…
It’s nice having friends.

andnowimhere:

My sweetheart since junior high left me and married my best friend since junior high. We’re all still friends. They’re one of those happy couples that likes to take pictures of themselves and hang ‘em up all over their goddamn house. Sometimes I go over there just to look at my ex-fiancee doing all the things I used to do with her with my best friend. Surfing and jet skiing…

It’s nice having friends.

lunarmare

Ray: Man, I am so high from not sleeping. So check this out. Maybe they didn’t issue the wrong colour fatigues for the invasion. Maybe our blouses actually aren’t green. Maybe they are desert beige. You know, like, sometimes, colours actually start to look different when you’re so sleep-deprived? Like the sun, it looks red, when it actually is yellow. You know, maybe our blouses aren’t green. We’re just so fucking sleep-deprived that that’s the way that they look to us.
 Brad: Are you making this up?

Ray: Man, I am so high from not sleeping. So check this out. Maybe they didn’t issue the wrong colour fatigues for the invasion. Maybe our blouses actually aren’t green. Maybe they are desert beige. You know, like, sometimes, colours actually start to look different when you’re so sleep-deprived? Like the sun, it looks red, when it actually is yellow. You know, maybe our blouses aren’t green. We’re just so fucking sleep-deprived that that’s the way that they look to us.

Brad: Are you making this up?