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Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper-middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and socio-religious culture steeped in over two thousand years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a Whiskey Tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck diver. 

AT LEAST MY MOM TOOK ME TO NASCAR.

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vanitycrime:

Favorite Relationships (shippy or platonic)∟ Brad/Ray (Generation Kill)

“Technically speaking, Brad, but didn’t your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?”
“Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper-middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than two thousand years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a Whiskey Tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.”
“At least my mom took me to NASCAR!”

vanitycrime:

Favorite Relationships (shippy or platonic)
Brad/Ray (Generation Kill)

“Technically speaking, Brad, but didn’t your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?”

Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper-middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than two thousand years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a Whiskey Tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.”

“At least my mom took me to NASCAR!”