The weird thing is, which is the most hilarious part of it, as whacked as all that is, it’s kind of true! Tumblr has sucked me in and changed my life! And I love it!!!!!!!! I don’t care if I’m going to hell because I’m pretty sure tumblr will be there too!
oh my god
“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”
Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.
oh my god I’M DYING
what’s wrong with gay porn though ?
“Like most other websites popular among strange liberal druggies, at its core, it is a cult. Tumblr is headed by groups of New York gays and nerds, and the head honchos seem to really like cats. You can’t have a moral website with cats, that’s an inherent contradiction. However, cats are extremely persuasive and have turned many people to the dark side. Cats also have a tendency to be evil, which we can see in cases such as Catwoman, in which the feline is extremely destructive and causes a great deal of harm to everyone”
ARE THEY SERIOUS ? OMG xDDD