idris elba looks like how good cologne smells
I hope Idris Elba gets to play every beloved White character and person ever you pieces of shit. I hope he fucking plays Meryl Streep in an oscar nominated biopic. I HOPE HE GETS CAST AS DUMBLEDORE IN THE REMAKE OF HARRY POTTER THAT I’M SURE WILL COME TO PASS. I HOPE HE PLAYS WINSTON CHURCHILL IN TWO DIFFERENT MOVIES. I HOPE HE’S MARY POPPINS.
I hope there’s a law passed by Barack Hussein Obama that Idris Elba must play Jesus in every movie ever. Like, even in movies where Jesus doesn’t belong. There’s Idris playing James Bond and then suddenly Idris Elba Jesus floats down and they get drunk on martinis and compare dick size. They are the same. We all win.
I hope Idris Elba and Lucy Liu make like a high end, classy porn that ruins people forever and the only thing that gets them off is masturbating while watching it. Idk, sounds good to me.