Actual Thor: Mike Kostka (♕)
Actual Thor: Mike Kostka ()

I JUST SCREAMED NO. I HOPE SOMEONE DOESN’T CALL THE COPS. BECAUSE I’M SHRIEKING MURDER.

will arnett talks winter classic 

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will arnett unveils the leafs winter classic jerseys

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skatelacesandsticktape:

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skatelacesandsticktape:

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wraparoundcurl:

Here’s Toronto Maple Leaf Tyle Bozak in blackface. 
You can inform him of his poor choices on twitter. 

UPDATE: He deleted the tweet. Ahw, too bad I&#8217;m so fast, Bozak.

wraparoundcurl:

Here’s Toronto Maple Leaf Tyle Bozak in blackface. 

You can inform him of his poor choices on twitter. 

UPDATE: He deleted the tweet. Ahw, too bad I’m so fast, Bozak.

Here&#8217;s Toronto Maple Leaf Tyle Bozak in blackface. 
You can inform him of his poor choices on twitter. 

Here’s Toronto Maple Leaf Tyle Bozak in blackface. 

You can inform him of his poor choices on twitter. 

MAPLE LEAFS BUY OUT FINAL YEAR OF ARMSTRONG'S CONTRACT

The Toronto Maple Leafs have parted ways with forward Colby Armstrong.

The team decided to buy out the final year of his contract, worth $3 million. He will be placed on unconditional waivers at noon et today.

The buyout will count for $1 million towards the team’s salary cap over the next two seasons. The move frees up an additional $2 million for the team heading into free agency July 1, giving them $14.8 million in available cap space.

The 29-year-old forward had been plagued by injuries throughout much of his stay in Toronto, having been limited to just 79 games over the past two seasons.

Armstrong reacted to the news swiftly on his Twitter account, tweeting: “Thanks to the leaf nation for the support over the last couple seasons. Although I had tough luck thanks for everything.”

He scored nine goals and added 17 assists and 47 penalty minutes in his two seasons as a Leaf.

Originally drafted in the first round (21st overall) by the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2001, Armstrong has played 439 career NHL games between the Penguins, Maple Leafs and Atlanta Thrashers, scoring 87 goals and 117 assists.

Oooooh, Leafs are cleaning house. We’re making room for Prust, right? Parise?

Ticket prices for Leafs-Wings Winter Classic game start at $89

The prices for tickets to the Winter Classic are out: it will cost between $89 and $279 to take in the Jan. 1 game between the Toronto Maple Leafs and Detroit Red Wings in Ann Arbor, Mich.

Tickets for the NHL’s annual New Year’s Day event come in at $89, $129, $149, $189, $219, $249 and $279. The link for the seating chart to the game to be held at the Big House, the home of the University of Michigan football stadium, is available on the Red Wings’ website.

The NHL hopes more than 100,000 fans will attend the game.

Tickets for the game are expected to go on sale at the end of the month. Season ticket holders will get first crack.

Leaf fans can sign up for “pre-sale” access to tickets here.

Tickets for other events to be held for the Hockeytown Winter Festival at Comerica Park — including the Leafs-Wings alumni game — have prices ranging from $18 to 38

Sobbing and planning.

Do the Toronto Maple Leafs know Trump Hotels is using their font?

Do the Toronto Maple Leafs know Trump Hotels is using their font?

luke-schenn:

schenner alwasy gets the weirdest things to sign….first a toaster now a baby!!

I love himmmm.

luke-schenn:

schenner alwasy gets the weirdest things to sign….first a toaster now a baby!!

I love himmmm.

When I die, I want the Leafs to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time.

The Toronto Maple Leafs discuss homphobia in the National Hockey League and taking strides to create a welcoming environment. 

I love this team.

You&#8217;ve got red on you.

You’ve got red on you.

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sarahxhockey:

I’m Brian Burke, general manager of the TO Maple Leafs, and I’m Patrick Burke, scout for the Philadelphia Flyers. Before my brother Brendan passed away in 2010, he was the first person to fight for the rights of gay athletes in professional hockey. Since his accident, our family has fought hard to carry on his legacy and ensure that LGBT athletes around the world are afforded equal opportunity. Judged only by their talent, character, and work ethic in their sport. We are now joined by hockey players from around the world supporting through my son Brendan’s simple message: If you can skate, if you can shoot, if you can score, if you can play; you can play.

(Source: sarahh0ckey)